Tombstone Shopping There Are No Honest Lawyers A Lawyer Named Impos Syble Was Shopping For A Tombstone. After He Had Made His?

There are no honest lawyers A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his? - tombstone shopping

Selection, the stonecutter asked him what he pleases on the inscription.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," replied the lawyer.

"I'm sorry, but I can not do that," said the mason. "In this state, is against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, you could" Here lies an honest lawyer. "

"But it will not let people know who he is," protested the lawyer.

"Of course," said the mason. "People will read it and exclaim:" That's impossible! "